| And where exactly did you expect to go ? |
OK, so that it's not a total loss here's an original joke:
Answer:
It's a fungus growing in
my front yard.
It's a fungus growing in
my front yard.
| What does the shepherd's wife say to her husband when she can't sleep because the sheep are making too much noise ? " Shut the flock up". |
(Sorry, my little joke).
A Blonde goes shopping when she realizes she has forgotten her grocery list so she asks a
clerk if he can help her remember.
"Simple", says the clerk, "just do as I do: picture your list in your mind and just get what you
can remember that was on it".
"Well, duh," she answers as she grabs her cart and goes to it.
Half an hour later she comes back with refrigerator magnets.
clerk if he can help her remember.
"Simple", says the clerk, "just do as I do: picture your list in your mind and just get what you
can remember that was on it".
"Well, duh," she answers as she grabs her cart and goes to it.
Half an hour later she comes back with refrigerator magnets.
What is it?
It's a close-up of Mr. D's butt.
It's a picture of my own ass
before treatment.
It's a close-up of Mr. D's butt.
It's a picture of my own ass
before treatment.
(Another original).